December 2011
person: omg i LOVE coldplay
me: what's the name of their first album
me: who's the fifth member
me: do you have all covers, b-sides and albums
me: CAN YOU EVEN NAME ALL OF THE BAND MEMBERS
person: STOP IT
me: THOUGHT SO
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
teacher: where's your homework
me: why are you so obsessed with me
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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If you really think about it, time doesn’t even exist- I mean, just because we say it does…doesn’t mean it does. I mean, who decided that ay ear would be 365 days, and that a day would be 24 hours. like…WHAT THE FUCK IS AN HOUR, Its just a fucking word and it doesn’t represent anything… What. even. i cant. lol.sorry. im so crazy
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this makes me so happy omg
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